Friday, October 31, 2008

Ninja Mountain Bike School

Only the most serious pedalers can partake in this underground and little known, but highly effective training program. Do you think you have what it takes? Do you ofter wonder if there is anything to be scared of in the dark? Do you often wonder that you had reflexes like a ninja and riding skills like Hanz Rey? Then NINJA MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDING SCHOOL is for you!

Do not settle for cheap immitations. These can be easily spotted by a bunch of ninnies riding around a grassy park wearing blindfolds. EASY. Not a challenge. This does NOT count!

All you need remember is this:
The first rule of Ninja Mountain Bike Riding School is that:
1. Lights are for SISSIES!!!

See you at class...

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